This page has been created with you in mind. So although you are not required to read it, I strongly encourage you to look it over at the very least so that you are as prepared as you can be for the blissful experience that awaits you.
I am really a very easy person to get along with. I will accomodate you as best as I can, so long as you maintain a respectful attitude and do not push my boundaries. I assure you I am very capable and willing to assert myself if and when necessary, but if you are a gentleman, which I very much hope you are, then we should get along very well.
If you are interested in seeing a list of my “Hard No’s”, click here.
Appointments before 12pm noon should be reserved by 10pm the night before or sooner when possible.
Send me a text message between 1.5 to 2 hours before our scheduled appointment time (LMA excluded) to confirm our session; and if this is your first visit with me, you’ll receive a vicinity address at this point. When you arrive for your appointent, message me again to tell me so. Never come straight to the door without messaging to make sure I’m 100% ready for you. For newcomers, once I know you’re here, I’ll explain which place is mine. Please remain inside your vehicle until you’ve received complete directions to my studio. Do not wander around aimlessly or speak to anyone who might possibly be one of my neighbors. If you require private parking, let me know in advance and I will accomodate you.
If you need to cancel or reschedule for any reason, let me know as soon as possible! I do not charge a last-minute-cancellation fee unless it becomes a habit (3 strikes/LMCs and the rose fee will be $50 due at your next session). For those who choose to not show up/ not communicate, every offense will result in a $50 rose fee due at the next session.
Talking about money and rates in person is tacky, awkward and uncomfortable; it should be avoided and handled pre-session through text and email. My rates are not negotiable. Persistant hagglers will be blocked. The most important thing for you to know is that you should place your full donation in the wooden bowl on the fireplace first thing when you walk in. Never hand cash to me directly. With business over quickly, we can move on to the fun stuff for the day!
Hygiene & Grooming:
You will find that my own habits in this area are impeccably neat and clean, and I do ask that you do your own part in keeping hygiene a first priority during our session. Please make sure to take a shower before coming to see me. At this point in time, I am only able to offer the use of my shower when pre-arranged before your appointment time, and you can always use my restroom to freshen up when needed.
Along with a shower, find a moment to clip your nails, brush and lightly floss your teeth (but be aware of bleeding gums!), and if possible, trim the undercarriage. Your attention to all of this is very much appreciated and will be rewarded!
Below you will find a list of the activities which I will not entertain under any circumstances. This list does not mean that anything and everything else is a possible topic of discussion; it simply means that of all things, these topics are the ones which I
ask you not to start a conversation with me about. Thanks!
Climax is all part of releasing tension, but the product of that climax is not permitted to make contact with my face, hair or my mouth, under any circumstances. Basically, any place above the neck is off limits to your tension-sauce. Please aim toward another area of my body or somewhere else entirely. Thank you.
Cum In Mouth
Cum On Face
Cum In Hair
Just stay out of my butthole, guys. Please.
I made the personal choice not to offer Full-Service when I first began this journey into the world of FBSM and Fetish. I don’t think there is really a right or wrong way to do any of this; I don’t think anything badly about providers who do f/s and if that’s what you’re looking for, then you should definitely find someone who offers that. I simply do not.
Once again, personal choice. I have no issue with giving the golden shower, that’s A-okay, but I will not be on the receiving end of that parade. On the topic of scat, at this point, I am not okay with giving or receiving.
These two are not only horrifying, but they’re against the law.